crop\ dusting

crop\ dusting
1. (crop dusting) (10045↑, 1067↓)
farting while walking; walking while farting;

i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

2. (crop dusting) (623↑, 185↓)
Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailent must suffer it.

The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section

Author: Matt Turbot Monroe http://crop-dusting.urbanup.com/386280
3. (Crop dusting) (461↑, 135↓)
v. farting while walking or running n. crop duster

When crop dusting does NOT work: 1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run) 2. with a strong tail wind 3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.

4. (crop dusting) (227↑, 100↓)
farting while walking, specifically down the aisles of cubicles at the office. Relevance to rows of cubicles being referred to as a cubicle farm.

Hampson was crop dusting today

5. (crop dusting) (186↑, 91↓)
Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIE DOGGING.....

Some asshole passed through the office and was crop dusting the whole damn place\! What a fucker\!

6. (crop dusting) (78↑, 27↓)
When someone cuts a fart as they walk by others at their work place and then exits the scene leaving the people behind to fight about who did it.

Kevin enters room. (Kevin farts quietly while walking by, leaving immediately) Harold-"I think Kevin just dusted us dude" Jeremy-"Yeah, now he is probably going to [Uncle Ted] it in the bathroom for a while." Jason-"Why is he always CROP DUSTING anyway?" Brenda-"He eats a lot of cabbage at Addel's hot tub parties the other day he even dropped a [tub trout]." Kevin-"I think I just made a crop CIRCLE in my pants"

7. (crop dusting) (99↑, 62↓)
During the winter weather months and dry road salt powder has accumilated on the shoulder of the interstate. If you are a truck driver, you can guide your trailer off and on the shoulder to get them pesky cars or other tailgaters off of your ass\!\!

Trucker:(watching through his mirrors & laughing) "I am crop dusting your ass\!\!--how do ya like that\!\!"

8. (Crop Dusting) (26↑, 13↓)
Crop dusting is when you walk around while farting, sharing the flavor with everyone and reducing the chance that you will be blamed for it.

From the smile on his face and the smell he left behind, we realized that Chris walked through the kitchen just to do some crop dusting.

Author: Steakback Outhouse http://crop-dusting.urbanup.com/1967084
9. (Crop Dusting) (27↑, 16↓)
When a man makes a woman lay on her stomach, letting her think she is getting the rod from behind. While she isn't looking the man sticks out his tongue and, like a crop dusting airplane, hovers over the girls ass until deciding to dip low and lick the girls butt hole. This may be a continual vigorous motion or the man may choose to fly by making many periodic passes. This method of Crop Dusting is not to be confused with the fart procedure of crop dusting.

Jamario made jo-nelle lay on her stomach while he moved his head around her ass licking the butt hole periodically. Thus he went sexually crop dusting with jo-nelle.

10. (CROP DUSTING) (57↑, 48↓)
Surreptitiously farting while passing thru a [CUBE FARM], then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leading to [PRAIRIE DOGGING] while people try to figure out the source of the wafting stench.

Bob liked all the prairie dogging his crop dusting produced.

11. (crop dusting) (12↑, 3↓)
The act of breaking wind as you walk past a group of people or through a room, thereby leaving a trail of gas behind you.

"You smell that?" "Yeah, I think Luke was crop dusting when he came through here a minute ago."

12. (crop dusting) (21↑, 12↓)
passing gas while walking, sometimes in hopes of not being present when the smell is realized, sometimes as a means of torturing a number of people at once.

Jim cropdusted the cubefarm at his office and nearly killed 20

13. (crop dusting) (7↑, 3↓)
when someone farts they walk around to spread the smell so nobody knows who fuckin ripped

dude that shit smells, you better do some crop dusting or people are gunna be suspicious

14. (crop dusting) (23↑, 20↓)
A fart walk around the office?

I didn't want to smell my own ass, so I went crop dusting around the office. They blamed it on somebody else... I rule\!\!\!

Author: the sneaky shitter http://crop-dusting.urbanup.com/622857
15. (Crop Dusting) (2↑, 0↓)
When one walks up and down the aisles of a store while farting periodically.

Bryan knew he had to conceal his bean burrito gas, so he did some Crop Dusting in the Stop & Shop.

16. (Crop Dusting) (2↑, 0↓)
The act of walking past somebody, and without their knowledge, letting out a fart as you pass. Thus creating the crop dusting effect. Very effective in announcing your presence, or maximizing the devastating effect of your discharge.

*Loud fart* *guy turns around* guy 1: did you just crop dust me? guy 2:....yes guy 1: that was a good crop dusting. guy 2: damn straight.

17. (Crop Dusting) (2↑, 0↓)
The act of holding in flatulence until you are on the move, possibly near people that you do not favor.

Senior: "I'm going to do some [crop dusting] in freshman hall" Freshman 1 "Dude, did you fart?" Freshman 2: "That senior was [crop dusting]"

18. (crop dusting) (4↑, 2↓)
when sitting or standing next to friends you fart and walk away as if nothing happened and wait for their reactions

your friend just walk away and u smell something rank dude, theirs no need for crop dusting

19. (crop dusting) (4↑, 2↓)
When you are at a party or a club and you need to fart so you move really quickly somewhere else and fart while you are moving, laying your odor everywhere but where you were. Usually is really funny.

1 Hey man, I gotta fart, really badly. 2 Don't do it here, go crop dusting. 1 O shit, thats right.

20. (Crop dusting) (1↑, 0↓)
To covertly release intestinal gas while walking. Coined in 1985 on a Northwest Airlines flight from Boston to Frankfurt by Sol Squire, on-board translator, who had just walked the length of the DC-10 aircraft and noted he had "crop dusted" the passenger load.

Her date was crop dusting the theater as he followed her to their seats.

21. (Crop Dusting) (3↑, 2↓)
The art of leaving a long silent but deadly fart while walking through a crowded room or bar covering the whole area.

Being able to evenly distribute a fart like crop dusting when moving from one place to another.

22. (Crop Dusting) (0↑, 0↓)
the act of throwing cornstarch onto your genitals to cool them down after spending hours performing an aggressive act of work, exercise or standing.

Hey\! Don't use the cornstarch in the bathroom for the soup as I need it for Crop Dusting. Oh my god\! Did you notice the ball flavor in that sauce? I bet that box of cornstarch was used for Crop Dusting\! Excuse me but I cannot walk, hike, bike any further until I do some Crop Dusting.

23. (Crop Dusting) (0↑, 0↓)
A term of art among flight attendants: farting while walking casually up and the aisle of an in-flight airplane pretending to be checking on passengers.

Jane: Wow\! That burrito that I had just before we left really is wreaking havoc with my stomach. Sally: No problem. Just take a few minutes and do some crop dusting. I'll cover for you.

24. (Crop Dusting) (2↑, 2↓)
The act of busting ass undetected as you walk thru a room, leaving the fog for others to walk into and try to assign blame.

Man, I've gotta blow one. Watch those girls faces when I'm done crop dusting the living room.

25. (crop dusting) (3↑, 3↓)
When you walk by someone or a group and let one go, such as in an elevator, so that no one knows for sure who did it. But all can smell it\!

When your on an airplane walking to the front lavatory and you let one go... your crop dusting\!

26. (crop dusting) (1↑, 1↓)
walking around a wide area spreading your essence.

when in public or private, releasing gas and thinking you leaving the spot denies claim to the smell, when in fact you are "crop dusting" your smell across the whole room.

27. (Crop dusting) (2↑, 2↓)
Sprinkling weed for any purpose, usually when rolling joints.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm crop dusting this joint.

28. (crop dusting) (8↑, 8↓)
the art of flight attendants farting as they go down the isle with the bar cart

"sherry was crop dusting the whole coach cabin"

29. (crop dusting) (0↑, 1↓)
The act of farting in a pubiic place and then walking through the crowd.

While walking back to my seat in the theater, I cut a fart [crop dusting] everyone along the way.

30. (Crop Dusting) (0↑, 1↓)
The act of farting while walking through a group of people, or somewhere where people congregate.

John was [crop dusting] everybody yesterday while we were watching the game, it was foul\!

31. (Crop dusting) (0↑, 1↓)
The art of silently farting as you pass a crowd of people thus leaving them to smell the sweet aroma.

Damn, did Johnny just fart as he walked by? Yes he did\! He was crop dusting us\!

32. (crop dusting) (0↑, 1↓)
To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.

I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.

33. (crop dusting) (7↑, 8↓)
The act of expelling intestinal gases through the anus whilst walking or running in a public place.

Ross was crop dusting the dance club last night.

34. (crop dusting) (7↑, 10↓)
breaking wind in a public place while in transit

subway or bus, train. enter "let go" exit downwind of carriage, disembark. \!

35. (crop dusting) (13↑, 19↓)
Origin: Ohio Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated. Crop Dust Scoring: Male-1 point Female-2points Any Celebrity-5 points

Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me. Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?

Author: dont god damn worry about it http://crop-dusting.urbanup.com/1515445
36. (crop dusting) (6↑, 12↓)
Hanging one's [weiner] out of their fly and surreptitiously placing it upon unsuspecting females without their knowledge--particularly effective in dimly lit danceclubs.

Carp just danced his [wang] all over those chicks and they had no clue.

37. (crop dusting) (4↑, 12↓)
When someone releases flachulance as they walk by someone or several people and act like nothing happened leaving you to smell it

That smelly Travis was crop dusting today in class again\! Hes gonna over fertilize my nose

38. (crop dusting) (6↑, 15↓)
the act of flatulating while being spooned by your partner

last night i got crop dusted by my old lady while we were spooning.

39. (crop dusting) (3↑, 14↓)
A slang term used among many avid bird lovers or wildlife rehabilitation workers to define the particular defense display that is unique and limited only to barn owls. A barn owl, when cornered, will fan out it's wings and lower it's head, swinging it slowly from side to side as it hisses. This display is termed as crop dusting.

"wtf is that owl doing?" "crop dusting, leave it alone."

40. (crop dusting) (8↑, 23↓)
this is when your at a real busy bar or club and a dude rubs up on you trying to get by. even though there is a cute girls standing right behind you he could have rubbed up on.

yo jeff, that dude just crop dusted me, i swear, the next person to do it is getting lumped up. yo

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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